Yo-Saf-Bridge

Yo-Saf-Bridge

By Ying (2007, revised 2008), with apologies to "Rosanna" by Toto (written by David Paich, 1982)

All is fraud and ruse, you sure make another meaning for "cheating wife"
Yo-Saf-Bridge, Yo-Saf-Bridge
I tied the knot 'cause you gave me hooch and had me wear a tree . . . ? Yo-Saf-Bridge?

All was fraud while nude and articulate on needing your bridal night!
Yo-Saf-Bridge, Yo-Saf-Bridge
The dirty-low-downest hoodwink for scoring my SereniTYYY!

CHORUS:
You ain't a peer of that gun of Jayne's, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Might be hot, but you're more insane
Keep that mouth away!
Keep that mouth away! Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Keep that mouth away!
Keep that mouth away! Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah

What a silly waste, him shaving off the chin-wig for his "blushing bride"
Yo-Saf-Bridge, Yo-Saf-Bridge
The dirty-low-downest prairie shrew whose head's been bonnet-clad, Yo-Saf-Bridge

All is fraud for fellas, your vows are nothing other than some cons and lies!
Yo-Saf-Bridge, Yo-Saf-Bridge
He tied the knot, you flew the coop then filched his artifact

CHORUS:
Oh wifey dear, knew I'd get betrayed, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Dumped me off in my nat'ral state
Beat your lousy game
Beat your lousy game, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Beat your lousy game
Beat your lousy game, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah

INSTRUMENTAL

CHORUS:
You ain't a peer of that gun of Jayne's, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Might be hot, but you're more insane
Keep that mouth away! (No "good night")
Keep that mouth away! Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Keep that mouth away! (BOO hway-HUN duh PUO-fooooo, yeah)
Keep that mouth away! Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah

Keep that mouth away!
Keep that mouth away! Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Keep that mouth away!
Keep that mouth away! Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah

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